egbuns:

otterthulhu:

rabioheab:

Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

1. Farquaad
2. Farquaad II
3. Farquaad III
4. Farquaad IV
5. Farquaad V 

You could call them the farsquaad

i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

I absolutely can’t stand when people fish for compliments.

askgamzeemakara-blog:

malkatz:

zanreosauce:

mooncactus:

tofferton:

moon-over-june:

lothie:

xdmoneyx:

amidstthebloodshed:

Grow up.

I can’t stand when people fish.  Period.

I can’t stand fish.

I can’t stand.

I can.

Can.

CA

and eridan is a fish… this has gone full circle

This is life….

thatfunnyblog:

KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.

bandersnatchcuddlebuns:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

the jesus fandom